"Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office."
-- Peter Schmuck, Baltimore Sun sports writer, concerning the indictment of Roger Clemens
Bonus Quote of the Day:
“Any entity – no matter how many tentacles it has – has a soul.”
— Guy Consolmagno, one of the Vatican’s astronomers, on whether he would baptize an alien.
It's a Good Thing He Ain't Bush:
The Obama administration has urged a federal appeals court to allow the government, without a court warrant, to affix GPS devices on suspects' vehicles to track their every move.
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/09/public-privacy/
An Irish Emigration Song, paraphrased
And it's good-bye Mick, and good-bye Pat, and good-bye all you lassies.
The anchor's away and the gangplank's up. I'm bound for Tallahassee.
Four frolicsome days teaching statistics! Woo-hoo.
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