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office the dude held
It snowed for Christmas Day, but we had to hurry to shovel it off the sidewalk before it melted. That's what TOF calls snow: just enough to be a decorative accessory for the holiday. Number One son -- he is the only one, but that doesn't mean he isn't the first -- tells us that in Anchorage AK, where he lives, the snow doesn't melt quite so quickly. First, there's not enough sunlight for the task...
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important points in a discussion.
TOF received an Irish shillelagh. It is made of stout blackthorn and is suitable for either walking or discussing politics. TOF also received a booklet of 100 dumb decisions that cost battles or elections, etc. They included such decisions as Napoleon's decision to reject the terms he was initially offered after Leipzig and Bush I's "read my lips" speech. Evidently, bad decisions are not made by Democratic presidents unless they involve interns or the Vietnam War.
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