This applies especially to your lower back.
TOF is presently mobility-impaired, bed-ridden, hobbling, and the like. In consequence and much to his dismay he is forced to be Lunacon 2013 GOH in abstentia this weekend. Unless something miraculous happens, like a Jesuit is elected Pope or something.
Nah. Even that didn't help. So the one and only time I've ever been GoH'ed has been blown up.
Standing hurts. Sitting hurts. Lying down hurts. Changing positions hurts the most. Was prescribed a muscle relaxer. That made things hurt even more. Getting much use from my shillelagh, though not the use I had hoped for; viz., bopping knuckleheads.
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Speaking of Jesuits, the Spook has Spoke.
The Incomparable Marge is partial to the Jebbies, having attended Marquette and Regis; while I am partial to the Franciscans in whose third-order robes my brother was buried. So now we have a Jesuit pope who picked the name Francis. Go figure. The Dominicans put out a press release: "Conclave discovers Jesuit still loyal to the Pope." (Mwahaha. Inside humor.)
Of course, he may have meant Francis Xavier rather than Francis of Assisi. It took the MSM a while to realize that possibility. My theory: both.
We also now have a chemist as Pope. That should get a reaction. Guess he never got the word that religion and science are incompatible.
Of course, once again the Spook comes in from nowhere, confounding all the bookmakers and playahs. They didn't expect Ratzinger, either, if you recall.
Now begins the fun task of pushing a square Catholic pope into the round pigeon-holes of US politics.