I have discovered a thingie called "Followers", which lists my slavish and loyal henchmen (SALH). These are useful folks to have around should I need a hench. There are, however, only four. This means that Henches of Considerable Magnitude (HOCM) might go unhenched for lack of SALH willing to throw themselves under Juggernaut's wheels so as to lubricate my progress with their life's blood.
Zut, alors! Must we proceed to the highways and byways so as to procure more SALHs (and thus risk the overruning of the aforesaid juggernautian wheels)? Must we beat the bushes? (Wait. He's not president any more. Never mind.) Must we blow on our silent dog-whistles? On our conch? Beam the bat-signal against the ever-convenient low-hanging clouds?
Or would additional followers only dilute the glory of being one of the few, the proud? A difficult question.
But with henchmanship comes duties, and what duty could be more consoling to the heart than this, your first assignment:
You are to learn and hum the planxty here: Planxty 'Liam O Floinn
This was written by the great blind harper Turlough O Carolan in honor of Uilliam O Floinn, the butler of McDermot Roe,(*) he who brought O Carolan his last drink of whiskey as he lay dying and whose name was the last to pass the great bard's lips, presumably meeting the whiskey passing the other way. There is a link at the lower left hand corner that will connect to the music MIDI file, should you have trouble sight-reading (or should that be 'site' reading?) the musical notation.
(*) In 1224, the Annala Connaughta record that all the chiefs of Connaught rose up against Hugh O Connor in favor of his cousin Turlough O Connor, saving only the Marshal of the Host of Connaught, Cormac McDermot, together with David O Flynn and the rest of his officers. It's nice to see old connections lasting even to O Carolan's time.