News From All Over

from the WSJ Best of the Web, news from all over. 

• "Douglas, Davenport Lead Fever Past Mercury"--headline, Associated Press, June 29
• "Roddick Flops Early Again, but Venus Stays on Course"--headline, St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times, June 25
• "Earth, Wind & Fire Still a Shining Star"--headline, Wilton (Conn.) Villager, June 30
• "Mars Invests in New US Facility"--headline, ConfectionaryNews.com, June 30
• "DNA Samples Will Determine if Jupiter Residents Aren't Picking Up Behind Their Pooches"--headline, Palm Beach Post, June 29
• "Saturn Friendship Club Meets"--headline, Gonzales (Texas) Cannon, June 30
• "Hands-On: Dead Rising 2: Off the Record--Playing in Uranus Zone"--headline, SiliconArea.com, June 9
• "Neptune's Grant Request Sent Back to City Hall"--headline, Chronicle Herald (Halifax, Nova Scotia), June 29
• "LeBron James Made His Decision, Now the Cavaliers Make Theirs: Terry Pluto"--headline, Plain Dealer (Cleveland), June 22

Modern History Explained

Google Ngrams give the frequency with which specific words or phrases occur in their database of 5.2 million texts in the Google Books Library.  It is interesting how well this tracks the opinions of certain historians dating the end of the Modern Ages to the Late 19th/Early 20th Century, with the 20th century standing to the Modern Ages as the 15th century stood to the Middle Ages. 

Clearing the Tabs

Eifelheim

Contracts received for the French e-book edition.  No front money, as is typical for many e-books, but a higher percent of the sales.  So if you can read French, your opportunity to cross my palm with silver will come soon.  Remember, this won the Prix Julia Verlanger while the original did not win the Hugo.  So the French translation must be better than the original.  Right?  Someone buy it and let me know.....

Meanwhile...

The January Dancer

Author-copy paperbacks for The January Dancer have arrived, so it must be in the book stores.  This is the first volume in the series, even though the second volume was paperbacked already last year.  Big bungle-oo.  They put Up Jim River on the schedule... and bumped The January Dancer to do it! 

"The Return of the Zombie Sea Monster"

A thousand-word short-short was sold to ANALOG as a "Probability Zero" piece.  It marks my first short-short involving zombie sea monsters and their return.  I'll let you know when it is to appear. 

Worst Idea of the Month

Unfortunate Headline of the Day

"Weiner Finally Yanks Himself"--headline, New York Post, June 17


(We're really going to miss him when he's gone.)

Double Helix

The BBC TV movie Life Story about the discovery of the structure of DNA is on YouTube in ten parts.  I saw it years ago, and for those who remember science and what discovery feels like, it is a very true film.  Follow this to YouTube and you will be cued to continue on each of the parts.

Odds and Ends

Congressman Weiner Strikes Again!
"Four Restaurant Customers Burned by Flaming Bananas"

--headline, Northwest Florida Daily News (Fort Walton Beach), June 13

Imagine if He Were Not "Friendship Man"
"Friendship Man Kills Himself and Injures Wife in Process"

--headline, Dyersburg (Tenn.) State Gazette, June 14

Unfortunate Headline of the Week
"Boehner Jokes About Weiner's Name in Ohio Speech"

--headline, Associated Press, June 12

BTW, aren't we all just a little bit happier that Congressman Weiner's given name is not Richard?

There's a Bimbo on the Cover

My old poem "There's a Bimbo on the Cover of My Book" (sung to the tune of "She'll be Coming Round the Mountain") leads off the collection aforesaid.  But early and often.