With Game of Thrones approaching its final episode and characters dropping like flies, the question on everyone's lips is: who will sit on the Iron Throne?
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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
If the Electoral College were abolished
Presidential elections would be decided as below:
Indeed, winning a large majority in CA was enough to secure bragging rights for the "popular vote" in the most recent election. (Outside of CA, the popular vote seems to have been won by the other candidate.) Although, had the election rules specified a simple popular vote, then
Indeed, winning a large majority in CA was enough to secure bragging rights for the "popular vote" in the most recent election. (Outside of CA, the popular vote seems to have been won by the other candidate.) Although, had the election rules specified a simple popular vote, then
- campaigning in CA and other places would have proceeded very differently, perhaps with different results; and
- we'd still be going through the nation-wide recount.
Friday, April 28, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Apparently, Russians are getting a laugh out of the whole thing.
Thursday, December 8, 2016
The Magic of Donald Trump
He has succeeded in getting NBC and the
Democratic Party to leap to defend the honor of big corporations, job
loss, and overcharging on government contracts.
Saturday, November 19, 2016
Monday, October 3, 2016
A Brilliant Idea
by Rober Scherrer at Cosmic Yarns:
Marvel Superhero Day at School
My daughter's school is sponsoring "Marvel Monday," when everyone is supposed to dress up as a Marvel superhero. What to do? I suggested that she go as the Fantastic Four's Sue Richards, who can turn invisible. Then just skip school that day.
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Friday, July 29, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
The Muse Speaks
An Ode to a Broken Arm
or The Physical Therapy Fight Song
You slide your right arm out
You pull your right arm in.
You swing it back and forth
And give it a li'l spin.
Oh it won't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
No, it don't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
or The Physical Therapy Fight Song
You slide your right arm out
You pull your right arm in.
You swing it back and forth
And give it a li'l spin.
Oh it won't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
No, it don't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
You stretch your right arm here;
You stretch your right arm there.
Make a spider with your fingers
And climb the wall of stairs.
Oh it won't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
No, it don't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
Sometimes, the Muse speaks. This time when the Muse spoke, she slapped me upside the head and said, don't do that again.
You stretch your right arm there.
Make a spider with your fingers
And climb the wall of stairs.
Oh it won't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
No, it don't do no harm
To your achey, breaky arm.
Sometimes, the Muse speaks. This time when the Muse spoke, she slapped me upside the head and said, don't do that again.
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Friday, February 19, 2016
Saturday, January 23, 2016
The view from TOF's front door
Snow Jobby TOFSnow so white, snow so whiteAll this morning you greet me
Heaps of white deep and bright
I am not happy to meet thee
Vista of snow may you loom and grow
Loom and grow away from hereSoft and white, quite a sightBetter on postcard than near, t'me.h/t Rogers and Hammerstein
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Friday, November 20, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
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